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Quiz: Are you jogging or fleeing?

The wind in your hair. A spike in endorphins. is a wonderful thing. But do you know why you are ? Are you jogging or fleeing?

1. Are you running for
A.
B. Relaxation
C. Your life
2. Your favourite place to run is
A. A park
B. A forest
C. Whatever is outside the walls of this enclosure
3. When running you like to wear
A. Old clothes
B. Active wear
C. The chains that they tried to keep you in. The chains that you chipped away at bit by bit when they weren’t looking.
4. Your best mile time is
A. 6 minutes
B. 8 minutes
C. 5 minutes but that wasn’t fast enough to get away from Commander Winienn’s men. But this time you’ll be faster. This time you’ll make it, or die trying.
5. Your favourite post run snack is
A. A banana
B. A hotdog
C. The sweet taste of freedom
Quiz: Are you jogging or fleeing?
You’re fleeing …
From preventable heart disease. Good for you! Brisk exercise is important in the prevention of hypertension and other heart problems.
Quiz: Are you jogging or fleeing?
You’re fleeing …
From the stress of your day. Good for you! Brisk exercise is an excellent way to improve mood and reduce stress.
Quiz: Are you jogging or fleeing?
You’re jogging!
Good on you for getting in some cardio while you escape the clutches of Commander Winienn.
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