Joan Rivers dies in last season’s hospital gown - The Beaverton

Joan Rivers dies in last season’s hospital gown

NEW YORK – Legendary comedian has passed away today wearing a plain, cotton hospital gown that was “so last year,” according to the 81-year-old.

“Plain white with polka dots? This faux pas is not fitting of me,” Rivers told her doctor.

At press time, fashion commentators were hoping Rivers could recover from this abomination at the wake or at the very least, at the cremation.