How can Team Canada get into the next World Cup? - The Beaverton

How can Team Canada get into the next World Cup?

Canada has not made the since 1986. How can make the next one?

1. Call it football – not – like everybody else

2. Out-bribe the highest bidder

3. Wait for Russia to invade half of Europe to narrow down the competition

4. Change immigration policy to favour more professional soccer players to work at McDonalds

5. Win the requisite number of games

6. Use DNA from Ronaldo, Bale, and Beckham to create a super attractive woman to seduce opponents

7. Pull the goalie!

8. Provide acting classes to players with the Theatre Company

9. Get the Women’s team to teach the Men’s team