VANCOUVER – Hanna Morency, 37-years-old, has a fantasy to be sexually humiliated and degraded to the point of being morally equal to processed soy that imitates but not quite duplicates unethical meat products.
The animal rights activist and owner of Nature’s Bounty Health Store is upfront about her militant veganism and submissive sexual desires.
“I would say that I want to be treated like a piece of meat, but meat is wrong. Last I checked, it’s still possible to tenderize the breasts of a Tofurkey,” said Morency.
Although, she does admit, it is hard to find a mate who is both dominant and vegan.
“I’ve tried to find dominant men online, but when you get together, all these guys inevitably will have an apartment full of leather! Which just makes me gag, but like, not in a good way,” she said.
Considering how rare it is to stay committed to bringing no harm to all sentient life, while simultaneously enjoy subjecting themselves to cruel punishment, Morency says finding a partner usually means one of two things, convincing a vegan man to be dominant, which is according to her, “literally impossible”, or convincing a dominant man to go vegan.
To which Morency says, “usually falls apart when I tell them that semen isn’t vegan.”
For now, Morency says that she plans to add a section to her store for other kinky vegans who might happen to shop there, hoping that she might find someone that way. Coming soon to Nature’s Bounty Health Store, you will be able to purchase locally sourced hemp rope, kale whips, and a custom fitted red bean gimp suit.
