New Glasgow, NS — All hallow’s eve is looking to be bathed in a sea of yellow hazmat suits and bowler hats as the most sought after costume for children 13-and-under is a meth dealer.
Melanie Stone, mother to an aspiring 13 year-old Heisenberg, is proud her son has idealized a successful business owner who provided for his family.
“I’m happy my son has found an acceptable role model this year. Last year he went as Mickey Rourke,” Stone said. “A meth kingpin is definitely a step-up.”
Stone feels like the meth dealer is a good social movement for the holiday, adding “The Meth Dealer is a great homage to entrepreneurial spirit.”
Families unable to find hazmat suits are looking for the default look, which is a bald cap, fake goatee, and bowler cap, often stocked under Howie Mandel.
