PRINCE GEORGE – Thousands of faithful were disappointed to find out that the first sighting of Russell Brand on a piece of toast was Jesus, as usual.
Jenna Anderson, 42, was preparing the toast for her morning breakfast and initially thought “‘It’s a miracle! Brand be praised!”
She could barely contain her excitement over the appearance of the eccentric British actor on her lightly burnt piece of whole wheat toast.“I have long waited to see Him and all of his glory. I was convinced it was a sign that he chose me and told me to re-watch “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” for the seventeenth time or his 2009 stand up work. But then I looked closer and the v-neck t-shirt was actually a seamless robe. I rolled my eyes.”
“Jesus Christ, again!” a disappointed Anderson exclaimed.
Hundreds of other Russell faithful made the journey to Anderson’s quaint Prince George home coming from as far as California.
“We heard that the Almighty made a miraculous appearance” said Edward Santiago from Sacramento who made the 2,100 km trip to see for himself. “But then I realized that it was just yet another encore presentation by the apparent Saviour of 2.2 billion. I’m getting sick of this.”
Despite the verification that the image was not that of Brand’s, a prayer circle formed on Anderson’s front lawn that pleaded for another Brand appearance on Saturday Night Live.
