TORONTO – Although he is not currently in the public eye or available for comment, city officials, journalists, and citizens of Toronto are all in agreement that mayor Rob Ford is probably doing something stupid at this very moment.
“Let’s just say that if we were to run a story about Rob Ford doing something really dumb without actually knowing what he’s up to, chances are that we’d be correct,” said a journalist from CBC. “And even if he’s not doing something stupid, he’s at least saying, thinking or plotting something of dubious merit.”
Ford supporters previously argued that Ford can’t be doing something idiotic at all times, for example while he is sleeping, but later conceded that even then, the mayor is still probably dreaming about stupid expensive plans for the city.
