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CEO calls it a day after long morning at work

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CALGARY – Feeling the need to call it a day after a long morning of work, Global Oil Corp. CEO Marvin Bradley told his secretary to cancel his afternoon appointments.

The tired CEO, who’s job is worth 155 times that of an average worker, showed up for work at 10am following his morning squash game, and had already earned the equivalent of an average worker’s yearly pay by the time he clocked out at 1pm. “You can’t let work get in the way of important things,” Bradley said. “Leaving early on occasion gives me the chance to spend more quality time with my yacht.”