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ALTONA, MB – A hospital in Manitoba is offering expectant mothers the option to undergo a vampire C-section similar to the one described in Stephenie Meyer’s novel Breaking Dawn.
“We all know that the movie is going to be cool, but wait until you see us do the real thing here in Altona,” said head obstetrician Dr. Richard Aylmer. “Our team of doctors have all been given a copy of the book to help them prepare. So, rest assured, it’s going to be intense. We’re pulling out all the stops, even vampiric veneers.”
Added Aylmer: “Lots of blood. Dazzling stuff.”
