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Annoying writers exclaim ‘news brief’ following any observation they make

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– Two self-absorbed writers for a Canadian fake news publication believe nearly everything they say is worth publishing for the enjoyment of others.

Anytime one of the writers says something remotely humorous, the other will quickly interject by pointing in the air and saying “News Brief!?” implying that the comment should be developed into a 100 word article with a headline that captures the essence of the joke, all the while knowing the other will agree. The other writer will then say,
“Uh yeah,” while nodding his head up and down pompously.