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Canadian NHL teams ranked by how furious I would be if they win a Cup before the Leafs

No Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup since 1993 (by pure coincidence the year Gary Bettman became NHL commissioner). And every year one team gets close there is a suggestion that all Canadian…

Man who hates Toronto worried Olivia Chow will ruin it

Oshawa, ON – Ever since Olivia Chow was sworn in as Toronto’s mayor local Durham resident and avowed Toronto hater Sean Buffett has repeatedly expressed his concerns that her leadersh…

Leafs fan only wants most talented player in franchise history to re-sign if it’s at a discount

TORONTO – Demoralized and frustrated by the team’s lack of playoff success, Toronto Maple Leafs fan Mark Montrose says that if Hart, Rocket and Lindsay award winner Auston Matthews is…

Rest of country relieved they can still look down on Alberta

OTTAWA – In the wake of Danielle Smith’s re-election as Alberta Premier, the other Provinces and Territories breathed a sigh of relief that, if nothing else, they can continue to shit…

Leafs fans sick of current ‘good but not good enough’ team going to love return of ‘we suck and our front office is chaos’ era

TORONTO – With Kyle Dubas out as GM of the Toronto Maple Leafs just weeks before crucial decisions have to be made about key players Auston Matthews and William Nylander, the fanbase is div…

Oilers and Leafs fans seamlessly transition from arguing about which team is going to win the Cup to which team shat the bed worse

TORONTO – Having spent much of the season locked in fierce online battles about whether the Leafs or Oilers would win the Cup, team fans have effortlessly moved on to discussing which team …

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