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The Beaverton Weekly Report: Donald Trump does Donald Trump thing. Will this be the Donald Trump thing that ends Donald Trump?
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts…
RCMP to investigate white collar crime after discovering minorities commit these crimes too
Miguel and Emma investigate the RCMP’s very…specific reason for their newfound interest in white collar crime.…
Beaverton Remembers: The 2003 Blackout
Where were you when Toronto went dark?…
The Rebelton: Defund The CBC
Today’s Rebelton segment about defunding the CBC has a very special sponsor.…
How To: Own A Cat
So you wanted a pet, but decided a dog would be too much fun?…
The Beaverton Weekly Report: June 7, 2017
Every week Beaverton editor-in-chief Luke Gordon Field assembles some of the country’s best comedians and writers to talk, mock and riff their way through the news of the week. Then he puts…
The Beaverton Remembers: The Completion of The CN Tower
Where were you when Toronto unveiled the ‘definitely not a penis’ CN Tower?…
Torrie Lauren
After she got fired from The Blaze, we just had to hire her.…
Portraits of Canadiosity: Margaret Wente
Margaret Wente. A great Canadian, and an even better plagiarist.…
