Man stays up all night trying to decide on which ringtone to wake up to - The Beaverton
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Man stays up all night trying to decide on which ringtone to wake up to

KINDERSLEY, SK – Reports indicate that local man Marty Hahn spent the entire previous evening attempting to determine which chime or ringtone will wake him up in the .

“The ‘Day by Day’ has a nice acoustic guitar tune, but that might lull me back to sleep,” Hahn said to himself yesterday at 11:30 PM. “‘Ocean Voyage’ does have its merits with that calming piano sound, but ‘Hopping Bunny’ may give me that extra energy I need to leap out of bed.”

The upbeat ‘On The Dance Floor’ was immediately eliminated as a candidate after the 36-year-old contractor determined that it was “too jazzy.”

By 4 AM this morning, the haggard man had determined the top 10 by carefully weighing his personal preferences, as well as the estimated production value, and any bonuses for experimental wake-up calls that are a breakthrough in the genre.

With seven minutes to go before his planned reveille at 7 AM, Hahn gave up and selected “Basic .”