Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob? - The Beaverton

Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob?

So you think you’re better than everyone? You may be, but just being a snob isn’t going to cut it. Take this quiz to find out whether you’re the right kind of snob so you can assert your superiority most effectively.

1. Which of the following isn’t even in your vocabulary?
House white
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Stretch pants
Employment
2. While at a party you notice a woman wearing capri pants drinking a rosé spritzer while humming a few bars from Mozart’s Magic Flute. You roll your eyes, lean over to your friend, and quip...
Might as well be South American Zinfandel, am I right?
Could there BE a more plebeian aria?
*scoff* Where’s the flood?
Ugh! They’ll let anyone become a member these days.
3. Complete this sentence: “_________ is so last season!”
Malbec
The Ring Cycle
Floral toile
Deemed disposition of assets
4. Fill in the blanks: “________ in ________? Well I never!”
Sparkling wine / a stemless glass
A death aria / the first act
White pants / the fall
A kitchen maid / the formal dining room
Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob?
Sorry! You’re a wine snob
Nobody cares. All you’ve done is sucked all the fun out of getting drunk for you and everyone you drink with. A wine snob is not the right kind of snob. What is the right kind of snob? If you have to ask, you’re not it.
Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob?
Ugh. You’re an opera snob
Boring! Also you’re probably a hundred years old and it’s hard to look down your nose at anyone properly when you’re going to die soon. An opera snob is the wrong kind of snob. What is the right kind of snob? If you have to ask, you’re not it.
Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob?
Oh no! You’re a fashion snob
Despite all the attention you pay to your appearance, in the eyes of your peers you’ll never get it right and to everyone else your fashion forward choices make you look insane. A fashion snob is the wrong kind of snob. What’s the right kind of snob? If you have to ask, you’re not it.
Quiz: Are you the right kind of snob?
Nope! You’re an old money snob
While your snobbery is bred into your genes, so are several congenital health defects. Nobody is impressed by your inherited wealth or family history of anemia. An old money snob is not the right kind of snob. What’s the right kind of snob? If you have to ask, you’re not it.

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