DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – During the crowning moment of his political career, Vice President-elect Mike Pence decided to take a moment during his oath of office to explain why the length of Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s robes was “whorish”.
“Young lady, I hope you don’t plan on going out like that,” said the soon-to-be Vice President. “You wouldn’t want the other justices to think you’re putting out all over town.”
Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who has served the court since 1993, holds a law degree from Columbia, worked as a law professor at Rutgers, and is considered one of the greatest legal minds in the country. Despite this, Pence says she knows nothing about appropriate dress.
“People aren’t going to respect you if you keep this up. I mean these robes barely reach the floor,” said Pence, to the 83 year-old Supreme Court Justice. “I’m just saying: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? That’s how these boys think.”
Pence continued haranguing Ginsburg until he was informed that she had gone through menopause, at which point he seemed to forget about her entirely.
