WINNIPEG — At a recent campaign stop, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has reminded all voters who will not be marking the Conservatives as their choice to vote on October 20th.
“The rules of the federal election have changed ever since we passed the Fair Elections Act,” explained Harper with staffers snickering behind him. “To make things easier for everyone, voters who want to keep the government the same will be voting on October 19th and everyone else on October 20th.”
The Conservative Party also kindly offered to provide a free automated telephone reminder to every non-Conservative Canadian voter about the change and whether the ballot box location has moved.
“With this in mind, I’m confident we will win another majority,” added a smirking Harper.
