9 other things that are 'Just Not Ready' according to the Conservative attack ads - The Beaverton

9 other things that are ‘Just Not Ready’ according to the Conservative attack ads

1. These

 

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These bananas are sadly still too dependent on that tree. Just Not Ready.

2. This Child, Considered For A Job As An Astronaut

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As evidenced in the photo, this child is simply not tall enough to touch space. Just Not Ready.

3. This Unbaked Pie

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This pie hasn’t even made it to the oven, yet. Hard pass. Just Not Ready.

4. This Pig, Considered For A Role In The ‘Babe’ Reboot

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His English is remedial at best. Next pig, please. Just Not Ready.

5. Dave

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It seems like Dave did not expect this tackle. Just Not Ready.

 

6. This Article.

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This article promised nine things, but only delivered five. Just Not Ready.

7. I’m Sorry. It Was A Time-Sensitive Article.

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8. Nope.

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9.

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