OTTAWA – Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau failed to conduct a google search on former Conservative MP Eve Adams before allowing her to cross the floor into the Liberal Party.
“Oh, shit!” a wide-eyed Trudeau said to himself after typing Adams’ name into a search engine. “I didn’t even realize that was her. She’s married to a former PMO director of communications. And it says here she also tried to hijack a Conservative riding nomination, which led to her not being allowed to run as a Conservative in the next election. Boy, I should have looked this up beforehand.”
Trudeau scrolled down to more news reports on her behaviour over the past four years as a Conservative MP. It heralded key terms such as ‘heartless’, ‘self-serving’ and ‘imperial death robot’.
“She did what at an Ottawa Esso station?!” Trudeau exclaimed loud enough that staffers could hear his shock and disappointment.
At press time, Trudeau wasn’t as worried after realizing his nomination of her as an MP was really no different than that of any other Liberal candidate.
