TORONTO – A kidnapping at a local preschool has led to an entire class of kids being fresh and ready to concentrate on new play-based learning curriculum.
Citing parental complaints, the government recently outlawed the practice of kidnapping.
“Needless to say, the policy has merely lead to me dealing with seventeen very cranky and unfocused five year-olds,” lamented Craig Davies teacher of thirteen years at Fairlawn preschool. “Their cries haunt my dreams.”
Davies now ruefully dreams of the days when kidnapping was legal and the laughter and screams of his students would go missing for twenty minutes a day.
