VANCOUVER – After nearly three hours of aimlessly wandering around, local dude Adrian Lemmoux had it apparent that he could munch on something.
“I mean, I did just have that roast beef sandwich my mom made before I came out,” explained Lemmoux. “But like, I don’t know man… I could split some fries.”
Before perusing for some time-consuming consumption, Lemmoux and his pal, went for a pint, went to the park, looked at movie showtimes, and went to the park with a pint.
At press time, Lemmoux was seen texting other friends to find out “what they were saying”.
