OTTAWA – Canada’s new anti-spam legislation has put thousands of penis enlargement spammers out of work, prompting a new workers’ rights group to start a campaign to retrain them for door-to-door sales.
“You don’t just let an industry die out,” said Jessica Roman, lead coordinator of the program. “These people provide a service to society, like doctors or policemen. We wouldn’t let those jobs get wiped out because of some silly government legislation.”
Carl Digby, who was a star spammer who worked for several Bulgarian pharmacies earning $18,000 a year until he lost his audience, has taken the program and is now working as a door-to-door spammer.
At press time, Rottman was stuffing mailboxes with chain letters and a confident letter from a Nigerian King who will offer you $5 million dollars if he can access your bank account number.