OTTAWA – Prime Minister Harper announced in a press conference yesterday that he sincerely hopes his anti-cyberbullying bill will end the disturbing stream of continuous and aggressive Snapchats of NDP leader Thomas Mulcair’s nipple.
In the same press conference, PM Harper addressed accusations that Bill C-13 will facilitate the interception of private communications by the government.
“The bill does have a hidden agenda” Harper stated outside the House of Commons. “but it’s not that. It’s Mulcair’s nipple. We’ve got to stop this thing people. I’m sick of that nip.”
When asked by a journalist why so many members of the House of Commons have Snapchat, Harper explained that “the new standard operating procedure in the PMO is to never keep messages for longer than six seconds.”
