Oops! Netanyahu accidentally revealed Israel’s secret nuclear arsenal instead of evidence on Iran's program - The Beaverton

Oops! Netanyahu accidentally revealed Israel’s secret nuclear arsenal instead of evidence on Iran’s program

There was a big mix-up in Israel yesterday after the Prime Minister’s theatrical presentation on Iran’s super secret nuclear threat featured intelligence reports and images of Israel’s super secret nuclear threat.

While trying to convince the world that Iran will eventually lead the region, and eventually world, into an apocalyptic nuclear war, showed some rather revealing images of an Israeli nuclear warhead.

“”This is an original Iranian presentation from these files,” said Netanyahu pointing at detailed list of Israel’s underground missile sites and nuclear arsenal. “Iran is blatantly lying.”

Wrong top-secret slideshow, Bibi!

The PM didn’t seem to notice the red-faced intelligence analyst giving him the signal to stop the live presentation.

Another revealing slide showed the 1970s agreement to exchange nuclear bomb-making knowledge to apartheid South Africa in exchange for 600 tons of yellowcake uranium, and although this is common knowledge, it totes didn’t belong there. Yeesh! .

Oh boy! Somebody in Mossad is going to get fired for letting these bombs out of the bag.

Yet, poor Netanyahu didn’t even look at the deck before he showed the world what he found. But the biggest fail came when he turned to a slide that showed the Prime Minister riding a Jericho II nuclear ballistic missile a la Doctor Strange Love.

SUPER-AWK!

But Netanyahu shouldn’t worry too much. We’ve all been there with group work, right? He’ll have another go at his presentation at the UN later this year.

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