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Rejected Headlines: Episode 108, Ilan Tzitrin

is a that interviews writers for The Beaverton about the worst stories and jokes they have ever pitched to the writers’ room. Ranging from the merely dumb to the morally detestable, the jokes on this were never meant to see the light of day. But now, thanks to a strange breakdown in the editorial process, you get to listen to them! I hope we don’t regret recording these…

Writer, composer, and physics PhD proves intelligence is not a moral quality, with a godless string of science puns.

BREAKING: We wrote a fucking book