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TORONTO – ‘Occupy Toronto’ protesters are celebrating their media gains over ‘Occupy Wall Street’ this week.
Thursday, 20 October 2011 17:45

Who will be the next Steve Jobs?

Tory MP Bob Dechert continues to face criticism for having exchanged “flirtatious” emails with a Chinese reporter who may also be a spy. What’s your say?
TORONTO - Addressing growing concerns that video stores throughout the city are closing down amidst falling profits, Toronto mayor Rob Ford announced a new tax subsidy to help video-rental business owners.
Monday, 19 September 2011 19:15

Big kegger at Steve's house this weekend

WINNIPEG - According to living room sources, unemployed Winnipeg resident and generally useless individual Andrew Rowley will spend the entire afternoon lying on his couch and reflecting upon his morning, the majority of which he also spent on his couch.
Monday, 12 September 2011 18:58

Chinese man sent back to China for repairs

SHENZEN, CHINA - After noticing behavioural malfunctions, a Vancouver family has sent back its father/husband unit, Lee Xiu, for repairs to a manufacturing plant in Shenzen, China.


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