Monday, 14 May 2012 17:25
PICKERING, ON - Suburban citizen Jake Laysley tells everyone he meets that he lives downtown, despite the 1.5-hour driving commute it takes him to arrive in Toronto from his house in Pickering.
Sunday, 13 May 2012 04:13
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VANCOUVER - Buckling under mounting pressure from animal rights activists, the Vancouver Canucks released their mascot, Fin the Whale, back into the wild earlier this week.
Tuesday, 01 May 2012 12:45
TORONTO - Despite pleas from all his sane family members not to go through with it, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has invested thousands of household dollars to build a model subway line linking his basement rec room to his basement storage room.
WINNIPEG, MA - After discussing the matter at length, Becky and Ricky Calder are still unable to decide which of their two kids is their favourite.
Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:02
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - Following their failed rocket launch two weeks ago, North Korea’s scientists are scrapping their research and development program to concentrate on obtaining a working missile through Craigslist want ads.
Monday, 16 April 2012 16:20
KITCHENER, ON - Fed up with the 9-3 grind, fourth grader Tim Eldow has decided to call it quits and search for a better life.
Friday, 30 March 2012 19:22
GUELPH, ON - Faced with different online colleges and the strain it might place on their relationship, high school sweethearts Jeff Breadle and Stacey Middlenan have decided to try and make it work the best they can.
Ottawa will phase out the Canadian penny later this year because it costs 1.6 Canadian cents to produce each coin. What’s your say?